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Durban Poison seeds. Man, where do you even start with these? They’re like the punk rock of cannabis genetics—wild, fast, unapologetically in-your-face. Pure sativa. No hybrid fluff. Just straight-up African landrace energy packed into a seed that looks like it could crack pavement if you dropped it hard enough.
Germination? Quick. Like, blink-and-it’s-sprouting quick. These seeds don’t mess around. You plant them, and they’re already halfway to the sun before you’ve even had your morning coffee. And the plants—tall, lanky, stretching like they’re trying to escape gravity. Not for your closet grow, unless you’re into chaos. These girls want space. Air. Light. They want to dance in the breeze and flip off your grow tent zipper on the way out.
Smell? Oh god. That anise-licorice-pine funk that hits your nose like a slap. Not sweet. Not fruity. Just sharp and weird and unforgettable. Like walking through a spice market at 3am on acid. Some people hate it. I love it. It smells like something ancient. Something that doesn’t care if you like it or not.
And the high—Jesus. It doesn’t creep. It doesn’t cuddle. It grabs you by the frontal lobe and yells “WAKE UP!” It’s jittery, electric, borderline manic. You’ll clean your whole house, alphabetize your record collection, write a screenplay, and then realize it’s only been 45 minutes. Not for the anxious. Not for the sleepy. This is daytime weed for people who don’t want to sit still. Ever.
Medical use? Maybe. If your “condition” is being too calm. Or too lazy. Or too emotionally stable. I don’t know. I’m not a doctor. But I’ve seen it snap people out of funks like a cold shower to the soul. It’s not gentle, but it’s honest. No bullshit.
Durban Poison seeds are old-school. Pre-hype. Pre-Instagram. They’re not trying to impress you with THC percentages or terpene charts. They just grow. Fast. Tall. Loud. And if you’re not ready for that—don’t plant them. Seriously. They’ll eat your grow room alive.
But if you are ready? If you want something raw and real and kind of insane? Durban’s waiting.